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UKPunk
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Women in the changing room of our local sports clothing store.

There is only one changing room and today I wanted to use it to try on an item of clothing I'd bought. I went to the changing room to find a teenage girl standing outside who announced that her friend wouldn't be long. After more than five minutes waiting I put said clothing aside and told the till asistant that I'd be back shortly and popped to the bank across the road.

Several minutes later I returned to see the same girl still waiting for her friend to emerge from the changing room. Another eight minutes elapsed before the young lady finally appeared carrying, wait for it...........TWO items of clothing!! Mad

After trying on and purchasing my item I asked the till assistant whether the girl really had been in there all that time with just two items and she confirmed that she had. Crazy



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Hey Dave, don't take this the wrong way but you are hardly big of boned, so to speak, so one
would imagine that when it comes to clothing...it does what says on the tin and one would
presume that everything fits.
What the fvck were you trying on or were you slipping back into perve mode again? Smile




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Don't most people try the clothing on before they buy it?


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Women in the changing room of our local sports clothing store.

There is only one changing room and today I wanted to use it to try on an item of clothing I'd bought. Crazy


You had already bought it? Then why try it on?

Seriously though, if they are still flogging 70's clobber in the shops of Clacton, it will soon be overrun with badly dressed hopping types.


DonQuixote
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Too late I am afraid - have you two not met?




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Don't most people try the clothing on before they buy it?


Not if it's a top, just pick the size I require and go straight to till.



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Hey Dave, don't take this the wrong way but you are hardly big of boned, so to speak, so one
would imagine that when it comes to clothing...it does what says on the tin and one would
presume that everything fits.
What the fvck were you trying on or were you slipping back into perve mode again? Smile

Jogging bottoms. Since I gave up smoking I've gone from 9st to 12st 4lb so I have to try on jeans, trousers, shorts joggers etc. before I buy them as I'm gradually turning into a fat b***ard. Cool

As for perving, there's enough of those in Clacton as it is without me adding to their numbers. Unsure



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Too late I am afraid - have you two not met?

We haven't met yet. GD insists he is a snappy dresser so when we meet maybe he can give me some tips. But according to a certain poster of an Irish persuasion GD wears an old parka festooned with "numberous corner flags." Only one of them can be right. Cool



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Too late I am afraid - have you two not met?

We haven't met yet. GD insists he is a snappy dresser so when we meet maybe he can give me some tips. But according to a certain poster of an Irish persuasion GD wears an old parka festooned with "numberous corner flags." Only one of them can be right. Cool


Russ, in the overall scheme of things I am no snappy dresser.

However in the context of groundhoppers and how the majority clearly get dressed in the dark, ZZ Top would insist it is me they are singing about.


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................ oh and by the way if you do encounter our Oirish correspondent, pray it is a cold day otherwise the shorts and vest will turn your stomach.


DonQuixote
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Going all Uncle Albert here....who's Russell?




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Come on donkey keep up.

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Quiz/game shows that spend more time talking to "contestants" that getting on with the show. ie "Celebrity" Pointless is already 8mins in and they haven't asked a question yet.



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"What the fvck were you trying on"

That's what annoys me!

If a messageboard doesn't encourage swearing then don't use swearwords.

You are fooling nobody by swapping a 'u' for a 'v'; or swapping letters rpund 'fcuk' style.

It doesn't make it any politer, if you are offended by swearing, by kidding yourself by not spelling out F-U-C-K!

A 'fuck' is a 'FUCK' no matter how you spell it!

Oh & apologies to mods for using offensive words, in this case they are simply for illustrative purposes! ;-)



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Just stick me in a corner and let me join up the dots....




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dottirofhod
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A 'fuck' is a 'FUCK' no matter how you spell it!

Could you be more explicit.



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Mishi
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No there are other sites for that, I'm sure you arre well aware of them! ;-)



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DonQuixote
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Blimey Mish, one side of the bed not available this morning?




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Mishi
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Billy No-Mates me...only got a single bed! ;-)



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DonQuixote
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...and the pro-creationists of this world would probably think
that's a good idea in your case....Tongue




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Feckers that use ;-)



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................ oh and by the way if you do encounter our Oirish correspondent, pray it is a cold day otherwise the shorts and vest will turn your stomach.



I can feel the race card being played quite soon here - I have all the legislation on my side, as well as some photographs that stitch you up like a kipper, parka-boy. Camelford had to play two home games without flags attached to one of their corner sticks because of you.

I notice your footwear (sic) hasn't been mentioned yet and I feel on safe ground as I don't think even you would be so rash as to counter with what would undoubtedly be some racial stereotyping along those lines.


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Blimey the clique are on to me already.

Your time would be better spent obtaining a mirror, or bullying Steelback.


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Quiz/game shows that spend more time talking to "contestants" that getting on with the show. ie "Celebrity" Pointless is already 8mins in and they haven't asked a question yet.


Does that mean you actually like game shows otherwise? I can't stand them and I don't think I've actually seen one for about 15 years!


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Does that mean you actually like game shows otherwise?

Game shows as a rule, actually not really (Crystal Maze, Scrapheap Challenge & Robot Wars were the definite exceptions), but sometimes they can't be avoided. Quiz shows most definitely though.




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