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Isaac
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Christmas!

Police are anticipating a surge in domestic issues as the pressure of it all becomes too much for some peoplePirate


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I am waiting for Prince Choudary's forthcoming announcement that he will be staring in "The Only Way is Kent".

What will he be staring at ?


DonQuixote
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...goats probably.




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Bad week. A few days short of "that" landmark birthday Crazy

100 years old and still ground hopping, well done that man!!, hope you get a really nice telegram from the queen.


Friend of a friend's Grandmother turned 100 a couple of years ago and they were looking forward to a congratulatory message from the Queen, but instead they got a card from Ian Duncan-Smith and the DWP. I think they binned it.


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As this superb thread has got legs again, here's a few more which really grip my shit. Apologies if I repeat myself but I CBA to check back.
Every other snot-nosed kid now seems to have a hyphen in their name. Whereas 20 years ago it was the height of posh and there had only been a few in the Football League, now most team sheets have at least two and sometimes more. One kid who played a few games for Andover Town a few years ago got really greedy and had two!

The phrase 'Train Station'.
Local radio presenters who try to go 'street' and start missing out the beginnings and endings of words...and even worse singers doing it in songs like Lily Bastard Allen.

Hip Hop

Tim Westwood

BBC who pepper the stations with antique programmes which my missus tapes and watches ad nauseum. It almost convinces me to watch football as a hobby again.

Verbal crutches like 'Basily, As I say, etc.
I'm off tp bed, nite


DonQuixote
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Tapes?????

What did you have for dinner tonight, Spam, Alphabetti Spaghetti,
powdered egg and a scoop of 'Smash'?


During the war....




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The phrase 'Train Station'.


'Absolutely!'

See also post 589.


kirby knitters
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Tapes?????

What did you have for dinner tonight, Spam, Alphabetti Spaghetti,
powdered egg and a scoop of 'Smash'?


During the war....

They stopped the scoops in the tins when it became powdered crap. Well up ere anywayWink


DonQuixote
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Can you still buy it - Smash that is?

Saw somebody buying a bag of grated cheese once - WTF?

Thinking of it, that annoys me too...all this convenience stuff,
like grated cheese etc - perfect for the fat and lazy...




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kirby knitters
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Can you still buy it - Smash that is?

Saw somebody buying a bag of grated cheese once - WTF?

Thinking of it, that annoys me too...all this convenience stuff,
like grated cheese etc - perfect for the fat and lazy...

I'm neither as you know but convenience food? What would we do without the stuff and yep i buy grated cheese!! Back on topic i agree with this train station stuff, it pisses me big time mainly cos of the lack of em in the bloody UCL!Sly


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People who lick their fingers when turning pages. Seriously disgusting, especially when they're giving out handouts Mad


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That reminds me - programme sellers who try selling you the copy they've been reading themselves.


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Barmaids who use their fingers to put ice in your drink....
I castigated one many moons past for doing such and her
response was: "Well, you'd like where they've been wouldn't
you?" - for once I was rendered speechless...




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Barmaids who use their fingers to put ice in your drink....
I castigated one many moons past for doing such and her
response was: "Well, you'd like where they've been wouldn't
you?" - for once I was rendered speechless...

Was you also left 'standing to attention'Wink?


DonQuixote
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Nah, she was a right old slapper who was getting shagged
senseless by an ex-Arsenal player who frequented said pub
on a far more regular basis than was healthy....




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Shopping especially at Christmas.

The families who wander round shopping centres mob handed walking 4 or 5 abreast on their phones randomly bumping into you then trying to make out it's your fault.


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How's life in Ambridge then?




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Gareth's been banned from The Bull. Still waiting for my Christmas card from Dan and Doris. Grockle burning on village green tomorrow night. My Bull is in Calf at the moment. We get BBC Two next week and swingers club has two new members, not sure what their handicap is though.


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Bar Hangers

You know the ones I mean. Those who buy a drink and stand at the bar when there is plenty of seating available. Those waiting to be served don't know if they are in the queue. The bar staff likewise don't know if they are waiting to be served. FFS find a seat!


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I'll add another one, Office Chuggers. You know, those colleagues who work with you and are always after your money. Collection for a sponsored baked bean sitting in the bath challenge or maybe a collection for a colleague who's 3rd cousins father in law who has just died. I go to work to earn money, not give it away FFS.


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There's a simple way to deal with those types. It involves two words and the second of those is 'off'.



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Isaac
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Bar Hangers

You know the ones I mean. Those who buy a drink and stand at the bar when there is plenty of seating available. Those waiting to be served don't know if they are in the queue. The bar staff likewise don't know if they are waiting to be served. FFS find a seat!


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Isaac
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Shopping especially at Christmas.

The families who wander round shopping centres mob handed walking 4 or 5 abreast on their phones randomly bumping into you then trying to make out it's your fault.


I know the sort, a trip to the shops is a family day out for them and they walk along 4 or 5 abreast at a snails pace getting in the way of those of us who just want to grab what we've got to get and then get the hell out


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Women at the checkout who wait until everything's been scanned to then begin the never-ending search for a means of payment.

Watching the bloke in front of you in the pie queue nab the last one.


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Women at the checkout who wait until everything's been scanned to then begin the never-ending search for a means of payment..


Then they have to pack there bags three items taking as many minutes, usually eggs at the bottom tins on top. Then they still don't move waiting a few more seconds for no reason whatsoever.

People who go into garages at supermarkets and buy food, then ask to pay for it separately from the petrol. Then when you think they are finished they decide to buy cigarettes in another long winded transaction.

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